Noir House is a striking contemporary home on the edge of ancient woodland in Hastings, East Sussex — built for families and groups who want space, character and something genuinely different.
















Noir House is unlike any holiday let you’ve stayed in before. From the outside, it’s all drama — a bold black exterior with clean, modern lines and a quietly Mediterranean feel. Step inside and the mood shifts entirely: warm, cosy and full of character, with spaces that invite you to slow down and settle in.
The jewel of the property is the barn kitchen — a beautifully converted separate barn, linked to the main house, that opens into a dramatic kitchen and entertaining space with its own log burner. Whether you’re cooking a long family lunch or hosting an evening with friends, this is the room everyone gravitates to. Four generous bedrooms, a plunge pool, BBQ terrace, separate utility room and a second log burner in the living room complete the picture.
Set quietly in Hastings next to a natural woodland with lovely walks on your doorstep, a pub just a 15 minute walk away and easy access to both the main town and the vibrant Hastings Old Town — Noir House works in every season. Arrive in summer for the plunge pool and BBQ evenings. Come in winter for the log burners, the woodland and the peace.