NOIR HOUSE

A bold contemporary escape in the heart of Hastings, East Sussex

Set quietly on the edge of ancient woodland in Hastings, Noir House is a striking contemporary home with a warm Mediterranean soul. Four generous bedrooms, a dramatic converted barn kitchen, plunge pool, BBQ terrace and two crackling log burners make this the perfect retreat — whether you're gathering the family in summer or escaping the cold in winter. Sleeps up to 8. Available for short breaks and weekly stays.

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Everything you need for an unforgettable stay in East Sussex

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The Barn Kitchen

A beautifully converted barn linked to the main house, housing a spectacular kitchen and entertaining space with its own log burner. The beating heart of Noir House.

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Plunge Pool & BBQ Terrace

Cool off in the private plunge pool or fire up the BBQ on the terrace. Made for long summer evenings with family and friends under the East Sussex sky.

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Two Log Burners

One in the barn kitchen, one in the living room. Noir House is just as magical in winter — cosy, warm and utterly inviting whatever the season.

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Space for Everyone

Four bedrooms, multiple entertaining areas and a separate utility room give families and groups the space to spread out, relax and truly make themselves at home.

Space, warmth and character — whatever the season

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Noir House at a glance

Location
Hastings, East Sussex, TN34 2JG
Bedrooms
4 Bedrooms + Separate Utility Room
Pool & Outdoor
Plunge Pool & BBQ Terrace
Log Burners
2 Log Burners
Setting
Ancient Woodland Setting
The Barn
Converted Barn Kitchen & Entertaining Space
Bedrooms
4 Bedrooms
Nearest Pub
Private Plunge Pool
Hastings Old Town
Gardens, BBQ Terrace & Grounds

The barn kitchen alone is worth the trip

We hosted a dinner for twelve in the barn kitchen and it felt completely effortless. The log burner, the space, the atmosphere — Noir House is genuinely unlike anywhere else we’ve stayed.

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Sarah M., London

Perfect winter escape

Both log burners roaring, wine in hand, woodland walks before dinner. We genuinely didn’t want to leave. Noir House is stunning in winter.

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James T., Brighton

Incredible for the whole family

Four generations, four bedrooms, everyone happy. The plunge pool was a huge hit even in October. The barn kitchen brought everyone together every evening.

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Rachel K., Bristol

A genuinely special place

We’ve done a lot of holiday lets and Noir House is in a different league. The architecture is dramatic, the interior is warm and the location — right next to the woodland — is magical.

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Sophie R., Manchester

Hastings Old Town is a bonus

Hastings Old Town is just a short drive away and absolutely worth exploring — brilliant restaurants, galleries and the beach. But honestly, Noir House itself is the destination.

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Tom & Anna, Edinburgh

We’ve already booked again

Six friends, three days in Hastings — the BBQ terrace, the plunge pool, long walks in the woodland and evenings round the log burner. We’ve already booked our next stay.

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David L., London

In a different league

The combination of the black exterior and the warmth inside is stunning. Every detail has been thought through. One of the best holiday lets in East Sussex, without question.

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Emma & Mark, Oxford
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